Item: 1 pair of cheap sunglasses

I had been wondering where these were; I found them today in an oversize jacket pocket.  I've never in my life had any really nice sunglasses, primarily for practical reasons because they are so likely to be lost and/or broken.  Additionally, almost all sunglasses are too big for my face and therefore I wind up looking something like a 12-year old trying to appear sophisticated and grown-up.

I like the idea of having stylish sunglasses, particularly with summer coming and everything, but I fear that the truly chic look is beyond me anyway.