Item: 1 DSL installation kit

You'll notice that I'm posting this before trying to do the installation, not after.  This is an indicator of the level of confidence I have that this thing will actually work, or that I'll be able to make it work.  Just glancing over the directions, they seem to be under the impression that I have an enormous number of phone jacks and power outlets in this corner, rather than 1 of each.  I've put this off for awhile just because I'm scared, so we'll see whether I destroy anything.

I caught bits and pieces of a few close and tense basketball games this weekend - and I've made it through 2 rounds with all of my Final 4 teams still alive.  Believe me, this has not always been the case.  Based on my sporadic basketball-watching, I've picked up a lot about the rules of the game, but here are a few things I wonder about that they never explain:

1. What is "the double bonus"?
2. What is the difference between a forward and a guard? They all seem to be doing the same things.
3. What is it like, as a human being, to be able to jump into the air and make one of those crazy impossible baskets?

Anyone with answers to these questions is welcome to share.