Item: 1 bag of white corn tortilla chips

I think chips are going to be dinner tonight, because the idea of using the oven or stove is unthinkable.  I was in my car (a black car) a lot of today, and I think it was something like 108 degrees F and apparently the air conditioning in my car no longer works.  Adding insult to injury, we've been getting this weird humidity lately (42% right now).  Where did that come from?  It's going to be hours before I feel anything approximating cool.